You send cash to a guy (a DrHGuy, to be specific) you’ve never met who lives 4,000 miles away on a different continent because he has tickets to the Chicago show where he might be able to pick up the Unified Heart signet ring (mid-size, silver) you want that wasn’t on sale at the Cohen concert you attended.1
Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis: Cohenphilic Personality Disorder
Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.
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