Warning Sign #33: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If …

Even though you don’t smoke, you own packs of  Vantage, Marlboro, Peter Jackson, King’s, Tekel, and various Greek cigarettes, a corncob pipe, and a cigarette holder.

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

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