Heck Of A Guy Hawaiian Honeymoon Hiatus + Honeymoon Edition Of You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If …

Update Dec 5, 2017 – Baby, We’ve Been There Before: The entry below was originally posted Jan 20, 2012 at 1HeckOfAGuy.com, a predecessor of Cohencentric. Its republication marks our departure for a vacation in the same Pacific paradise. Consequently, posting at Cohencentric will be much attenuated, if not absent altogether, until the new year (Full Disclosure: Cohencentric has far too many legacy Christmas posts for me to ignore; there will be a few posts).


Here Today – Gone To Maui

DrHGuy and The Duchess are departing for the sun-drenched shores of Kaanapali Beach to celebrate their nuptials.1 One consequence of this event is that both the Heck Of A Guy and DrHGuy sites will be dormant until our return in February.2 While The Duchess and DrHGuy are wild for Leonard Cohen, it is, as they say in  those post-calculus math courses, intuitively apparent that the marriage would be best served by DrHGuy attending to the business at hand (make your own joke) rather than pounding out posts.

That does not, however, mean that matters Cohen will be entirely forgotten. In fact, this occasion had led to another installment of  Cohenphilic Personality Disorder symptoms. That’s right, …

You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If …

When packing for your your honeymoon in Maui, you find yourself thinking

  • Is it enough to take two iPods filled with every song Leonard Cohen has performed plus all the songs recorded by his backup singers as well as a significant fraction of the 2000+ covers of Cohen’s music – or do we also pack the Complete Columbia Album Collection CD set, just in case?
  • How likely is it that there is a hula danced to “Sisters Of Mercy?”
  • If Leonard had been raised in Lahaina instead of Montreal, would his imagery and tone have been different? Instead of “You see I’m just another snowman / Standing in the rain and sleet.,” would it have been “You see I’m just another surfer / Catching a few rays and waves?” Instead of “Avalanche,” would he have written a song called “Brief Period Of Showers This Morning With Sunshine Returning By Noon?” Instead of “The Guests,” would it have been “The Tourists?” Would there have been a song about his “Famous Blue Swim Trunks?”  Would those audiences in Dublin have sung along with “Aloha, Marianne?” How about “First We Take Koolaupoko?”
  • What sort of lei goes best with a black suit and fedora?

  • How would Anjani’s family on Oahu feel about fans dropping in to say Thanks For The Dance?
  • Is there any bad karma left from the cancelled 2010 concert?

  • What are the chances that an Hawaiian slack key guitar band taking requests will know “Do I Have To Dance All Night?”
  • What size t-shirt does Leonard wear?



All published You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If … entries can be found at the You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If … Page


  1. For DrHGuy, this is a case of third marriage, first honeymoon. []
  2. Yes, that means Heck Of A Guy will be closed when the Old Ideas album is released in the US. By the time the release dates were made public, the airline and hotel reservations had been made. Once again, we all suffer when NOBODY TELLS DRHGUY NOTHIN’. []

Cohencentric Surpasses 3,500,000 Hits

Well, I missed another statistical landmark (I also overlooked passing 3,000,000 hits; see this Aug 4, 2017 post). This morning, a reader let me know by email that, according to the stats counter in the left sidebar, Cohencentric passed a milestone sometime during over the last day or two. In the 2 years & 8 months since Cohencentric published its first post on March 7, 2015,1 this site has garnered more than 3,500,000 unique page views.2 This count does not include Cohencentric’s affiliated YouTube videos, Facebook Page, Twitter account, nor, of course, the hits garnered by Cohencentric’s predecessors, 1HeckOfAGuy.com and DrHGuy.com during their many years of operation.

Given that Cohencentric has offered articles featuring not only Leonard’s concerts, albums, and honors but also esoterica such as Leonard changing a single word in his lyrics, Leonard’s two or three year stint as a vegetarian, a list of 351 of Leonard’s nicknames, and alternative cover art for the You Want It Darker album, it is clear that these hits reflect the intensity of interest in Leonard Cohen, even a year after his death, by a huge number of fans.

Thank you.

Cohencentric Post #1: March 7, 2015

Welcome To Cohencentric.com
Leonard Cohen & DrHGuy Are Back In The Cyberhood

The source video for the animation is the 2013 Leonard Cohen Lucca soundcheck video by 30gallina72, aka Szilvia Szanto .View more animated gifs at Leonard Cohen Animations


  1. Blogs are programmed to post chronologically, the most recent posts appearing first. Because some entries from Cohencentric’s predecessors, DrHGuy.com and 1HeckOfAGuy.com, have been published with their original posting dates, some posts may appear to have been published earlier than March 7, 2015. []
  2. OK, that count is a tad low; the statistical counter was dysfunctional for a couple of weeks []

Last Week’s Top 10 Cohencentric Posts: Sept 17-23, 2017

  1. The Cohen Family Presents Tower Of Song: A Memorial Tribute To Leonard Cohen
  2. Photos: Leonard Cohen & Friends On Picnic c. 1970 + Leonard Cohen’s Inscription-Poem “For Sharon”
  3. Official Video: Leonard Cohen – Leaving the Table
  4. The I Love Leonard Cohen Happy 81st Birthday Video
  5. “Cohen’s career now enters its fourth phase, After the End” + Photos Of Leonard Cohen At Home
  6. Baby, I’ve Been Here Before – Leonard Cohen Is Back On Crescent Street
  7. New York Times Playlist Features Leonard Cohen Leaving The Table Video
  8. Leonard Cohen’s Birthday Commemoration By Michael de Adder
  9. A Week of Celebration of Leonard Cohen In Montreal
  10. Pitchfork Looks At Leonard Cohen Live Rarities

Cohencentric YouTube Videos Top 3,000,000 Views

Earlier this month, I posted Cohencentric Tops 3,000,000 Hits, noting that

This count does not include Cohencentric’s affiliated YouTube videos, Facebook Page, Twitter account, or, of course, the hits garnered by Cohencentric’s predecessors, 1HeckOfAGuy.com and DrHGuy.com.

Well, a reader wrote in to point out that “Cohencentric’s affiliated YouTube videos” had also topped three million hits. I checked, and sure enough, the videos at Allan Showalter YouTube Channel crossed the 3,000,000 some time ago.

To celebrate, I’m posting the channel’s theme video and some of the most popular selections.

Leonard Cohen’s Prince Of Asturias Speech

Leonard Cohen – Do I Have To Dance All Night (1976)

Leonard Cohen’s Elegy For Janis Joplin – Chelsea Hotel #1

Fifty Shades Of Leonard Cohen

Try Out Cohencentric’s New Tag Cloud

Tags are attached to Cohencentric posts to identify a particular aspect of Leonard Cohen’s career and work, such as

Altogether, Cohencentric currently offers more than 500 tags. The most popular are listed in the Tag Cloud now found at the bottom of the left sidebar. As is customary, the size of the name indicates the number of items associated with that tag.