Leonard Cohen Animation: New Year’s Eve Fedora Drop

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In Times Square, a ball drop signifies the onset of the New Year. In Atlanta, it’s a peach that drops. In Indianapolis, it’s an Indy race car, in Eastport, Maine, it’s a sardine, and in Traverse City, Michigan, it’s a cherry. In Brasstown, North Carolina, a plexiglas pyramid containing a living opossum is lowered from the roof of Clay Logan’s convenience store. But here in Cohenland, it’s a fedora that falls to mark the start of another year.

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From The Incredibly Unofficial Leonard Cohen Gift Guide: Komboloi

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The Incredibly Unofficial Leonard Cohen Gift Guide

Now that we’re in the holiday season, the question inevitably arises:

What is a good gift for a Leonard Cohen fan?

The obvious choices, recordings and official merchandise, are – well – obvious. Most Cohenites, for example, already own all the albums (usually in least three formats) as well as any of the official merchandise they actually want. And how many fedoras can one wear without appearing a hipster wannabe?  So, as a public service, Cohencentric is offering The Incredibly Unofficial Leonard Cohen Gift Guide, featuring – oh, let’s go with more imaginative gift offerings such as the item that inspired the Guide, A Scarf Like Leonard’s.

Leonard Cohen & Komboloi

Komboloi are worry beads which resemble prayer beads but have no religious significance. Leonard Cohen has used komboloi, seen dangling from his left hand in the above photo, since living on Hydra. An animation of the Canadian singer-songwriter employing komboloi is shown below (also see Animation: Leonard Cohen Displays Komboloi Technique). Komboloi can be purchased at many online sites.

Source Video: The Future – Conversations with Leonard Cohen – 1993.

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Restocking The 2007 Leonard Cohen Heck of a Birthday Bash Kit

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Everybody Knows – Today Is The Birthday Of Leonard Cohen

Update: For Leonard Cohen’s response to this post, see Is Leonard Cohen A Sweetheart Or What?

Well, at least every Cohenthusiast knows that Leonard Cohen was born September 21, 1934.

The question, however, is – are you prepared?

Growing up in the Bible belted-and-suspendered Ozarks, I heard the following question repeatedly issued from the church pulpit and the Sunday School lectern:

What would you do if Jesus came to your house today?

Well, the truth is I would have been creeped out, especially if he didn’t call first, but I understood the message underlying this query: we should live our lives in such a Christian manner that we would be prepared if Jesus dropped in for a visit to the point that the only change we would need to make would be frying up an extra pork chop for dinner.

I now find it more entertaining and enlightening to ask myself

What would you do if Leonard Cohen came to your house today?1

Given that today is his birthday, a host would surely want to acknowledge that with a celebratory ceremony of some sort, but a generic funny hats and gag gift sort of affair just doesn’t seem to fit and, as far as I know, Hallmark doesn’t yet sell a Leonard Cohen birthday pack with paper plates, napkins, cups, and decorations all coordinated in a “Tower of Song” theme.

Stepping into the breach, Cohencentric is proud to offer the

Leonard Cohen Heck of a Birthday Bash Kit2

For the natal day entrée, the kit provides a uniquely Cohenesque dish. As Anjani Thomas noted in a Pitchfork interview, Leonard Cohen is

the only man I know who pairs Kraft Macaroni & Cheese with a 1982 Chateau La Tour.

And what could more effectively insure festiveness than a pitcher or two of Red Needle, the cocktail concocted by Leonard Cohen himself in Needles, California and the fuel that drove the process that created his album, The Future? The recipe, according to the authoritative LeonardCohenFiles, calls for Tequila, Cranberry juice, Lemon (and/or exotic fruits), and ice. As indicated in the lower right corner of the graphic, the hard core Cohenistas may well wish to pop for the deluxe edition of the kit, which includes the services of the drink’s creator as bartender.

This 2007 version of the kit also contains 73 of those thin green candles.3

Finally, perhaps the trickiest question is what music does one play for Leonard Cohen’s party. An all-Cohen-all-the-time playlist smacks a tad too much of pandering, but blasting the kids’ hip-hop repertoire seems even riskier. Happily, Leonard has several times expressed his appreciation of one song appropriate to the occasion, noting, for example, in Martin Oestergaard’s interview, Leonard Cohen Gave Me 200 Franc,

One of the greatest songs in history is “Blueberry Hill.'” “The moon stood still on Blueberry Hill.” I would be happy to have written that line.

All that’s left is the host issuing a heart-felt

Happy Birthday, Leonard

Credit Due Department: Animation Source video: Talkshowet – Leonard Cohen. (S2E5 – Denmark: Dec 5, 1992). View more animated gifs at Leonard Cohen Animations

Bonus September 21st Trivia: Not Everyone Knows that September 21st is also

… the birthday of many other famous, infamous, & not so famous folks:4

  • 1328 – Hongwu Emperor of China (d. 1398)
  • 1411 – Richard Plantagenet, 3rd Duke of York, claimant to the English throne (d. 1460)
  • 1415 – Frederick III, Holy Roman Emperor (d. 1493)
  • 1912 – Chuck Jones, American animator (d. 2002)
  • 1931 – Larry Hagman, American actor
  • 1935 – Henry Gibson, American actor
  • 1940 – Bill Kurtis, American television journalist
  • 1947 – Stephen King, American author
  • 1950 – Bill Murray, American actor
  • 1967 – Faith Hill, American singer
  • 1967 – Tyler Stewart, Canadian drummer (Barenaked Ladies)
  • 1968 – Ricki Lake, American actress and talk show hostess
Happy Birthday Honogwu, Rich, Freddy, et al


… and the date of several historical events of varying significance:

  • 1745 – Battle of Prestonpans: A Hanoverian army under the command of Sir John Cope is defeated, in ten minutes, by the Jacobite forces of Prince Charles Edward Stuart
  • 1765 – Antoine de Beauterne announces he had killed the Beast of Gévaudan, but was later proved wrong by more attacks.
  • 1780 – American Revolutionary War: Benedict Arnold gives the British the plans to West Point.
  • 1792 – The French National Convention votes to abolish the monarchy.
  • 1827 – According to Joseph Smith, Jr., the angel Moroni gave him a record of gold plates, one-third of which Joseph translated into The Book of Mormon.
  • 1981 – Belize is granted full independence from the United Kingdom.
  • 1970 – The Cleveland Browns beat the New York Jets at Cleveland Municipal Stadium 31-20 on the first edition of Monday Night Football.

On a personal note, on this September 21st, I am finally coming to grips with the September 21, 1989 breakup of The Bangles, best known for “Walk Like An Egyptian” and “Manic Monday.”5

Note: Originally posted Sep 21, 2007 at 1HeckOfAGuy.com, a predecessor of Cohencentric

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  1. Of course, the even more intriguing question would be, “What if Leonard Cohen and Jesus came to your house today?” []
  2. Note: The Leonard Cohen Heck of a Birthday Bash Kit is also certified for celebrating the songwriter’s birthday in his absence or, if one prefers, ones own birthday, or the birthday of Jesus. []
  3. Hmmm. I just realized that if Leonard Cohen came to my house on this, his 73rd birthday, he would be accompanied by Anjani, and I would be in the company of my assistive walking device. []
  4. Source: Wikipedia []
  5. Source: Streaming Oldies []