Heck Of A Guy Hawaiian Honeymoon Hiatus + Honeymoon Edition Of You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If …

Update Dec 5, 2017 – Baby, We’ve Been There Before: The entry below was originally posted Jan 20, 2012 at 1HeckOfAGuy.com, a predecessor of Cohencentric. Its republication marks our departure for a vacation in the same Pacific paradise. Consequently, posting at Cohencentric will be much attenuated, if not absent altogether, until the new year (Full Disclosure: Cohencentric has far too many legacy Christmas posts for me to ignore; there will be a few posts).

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Here Today – Gone To Maui

DrHGuy and The Duchess are departing for the sun-drenched shores of Kaanapali Beach to celebrate their nuptials.1 One consequence of this event is that both the Heck Of A Guy and DrHGuy sites will be dormant until our return in February.2 While The Duchess and DrHGuy are wild for Leonard Cohen, it is, as they say in  those post-calculus math courses, intuitively apparent that the marriage would be best served by DrHGuy attending to the business at hand (make your own joke) rather than pounding out posts.

That does not, however, mean that matters Cohen will be entirely forgotten. In fact, this occasion had led to another installment of  Cohenphilic Personality Disorder symptoms. That’s right, …

You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If …

When packing for your your honeymoon in Maui, you find yourself thinking

  • Is it enough to take two iPods filled with every song Leonard Cohen has performed plus all the songs recorded by his backup singers as well as a significant fraction of the 2000+ covers of Cohen’s music – or do we also pack the Complete Columbia Album Collection CD set, just in case?
  • How likely is it that there is a hula danced to “Sisters Of Mercy?”
  • If Leonard had been raised in Lahaina instead of Montreal, would his imagery and tone have been different? Instead of “You see I’m just another snowman / Standing in the rain and sleet.,” would it have been “You see I’m just another surfer / Catching a few rays and waves?” Instead of “Avalanche,” would he have written a song called “Brief Period Of Showers This Morning With Sunshine Returning By Noon?” Instead of “The Guests,” would it have been “The Tourists?” Would there have been a song about his “Famous Blue Swim Trunks?”  Would those audiences in Dublin have sung along with “Aloha, Marianne?” How about “First We Take Koolaupoko?”
  • What sort of lei goes best with a black suit and fedora?

  • How would Anjani’s family on Oahu feel about fans dropping in to say Thanks For The Dance?
  • Is there any bad karma left from the cancelled 2010 concert?

  • What are the chances that an Hawaiian slack key guitar band taking requests will know “Do I Have To Dance All Night?”
  • What size t-shirt does Leonard wear?

 

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  1. For DrHGuy, this is a case of third marriage, first honeymoon. []
  2. Yes, that means Heck Of A Guy will be closed when the Old Ideas album is released in the US. By the time the release dates were made public, the airline and hotel reservations had been made. Once again, we all suffer when NOBODY TELLS DRHGUY NOTHIN’. []

New York Times Op-Ed Names Leonard Cohen “King Of Pop” – With An Assist From DrHGuy

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“Leonard Cohen Hits Charts” To Become “King Of Pop”

Displayed above is the opening of Who’s King Of Pop Now? by Jesse Kornbluth, an op-ed that appeared in the February 12, 2012 New York Times Sunday Review.  It is a noteworthy essay and well worth reading in its entirety.

While its date of publication prevented its inclusion in the list of Must-Read Leonard Cohen Posts And Resources,  I am willing to make an exception and add Mr Kornbluth’s late entry to the must-read list because of its quality (i.e., his views are congruent with my own) and his immaculate taste in references.

The astute reader may notice the only link in this excerpt and, in fact, the only link in the piece, is the one in the following sentence:

And yet Mr. Cohen not only vaulted to the top of Amazon music last week …

Were one to click on that link – and Cohen willing, that will happen many, many times today – one would find oneself at a  post titled, “Leonard Cohen’s Old Ideas Hits The Charts – And Why That Matters (Maybe),” which happens to reside on – yep, this very site. (Update: The link in the original NY Times piece goes to an inaccessible location on the late, great 1HeckOfAGuy.com; I’ve reset the link above to take one to the same post, originally found at 1HeckOfAGuy.com, transplanted to Cohencentric)

So, thanks Leonard, for releasing an album so popular that it got my site referenced by a hot-shot New York Times op-ed.1

Note: Originally posted Feb 12, 2012 at 1HeckOfAGuy.com, a predecessor of Cohencentric

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  1. This reminds me of the opening game of the 1992 NBA Finals when Michael Jordan and I combined to score 35 points in the first half. []