The Story About The Toronto Brokers, A $700 Bordeaux, & Leonard Cohen

The Title Is “This Is the Best Story You’ll Read All Day Just Trust Us” & It Features Leonard Cohen – Go Figure

Here’s how the story begins:

“Hey, bartender,” the old guy gestured at me, almost whispering in a sonorous rumble. “See those gentlemen over there? Ask them if I can have two fingers of their wine.” I looked over my shoulder to where a couple of brokers had just ordered a $700 bottle of Bordeaux, then back at Sonorous Rumble and hesitated, not sure how to politely tell him he was nuts. He looked a little nuts, all decked out in an admittedly stylish tweed in the middle of summer. Shrugging amiably, the old guy got off his bar stool and circled the big marble slab to go speak directly with the brokers. I watched the way you watch a shopping cart rattle toward a Porsche in a parking lot: morbidly curious, shoulders slightly hunched in a pre-loaded cringe.

The rest of the tale can be read at This Is the Best Story You’ll Read All Day Just Trust Us by Russ Rowlands (Roads & Kingdoms: Dec. 6, 2016).

Note: Sonorous Rumble is the latest addition (#351) to the list of Leonard Cohen Nicknames.

Leonard Cohen Sighting: “Just me and Leonard Cohen, no big deal” Oct 2014

This photo was first posted on Instagram Oct 13. 2014 with the caption “Just me and Leonard Cohen, no big deal.” It was reposted Nov 10, 2016 with a new caption.

Note: Originally posted Oct 14, 2014 at DrHGuy.com, a predecessor of Cohencentric

Recommended Reading: Notes on the Late Leonard Cohen and Meeting Him in Montreal by Jim Algie

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No singer or songwriter I’ve ever heard has sung with more honesty and wit about his own failings and shortcomings than Leonard Cohen.quotedown2

Jim Algie

Notes on the Late Leonard Cohen and Meeting Him in Montreal by Jim Algie (JimAlgie: July 26, 2017) is an insightful and entertaining personal essay about the significance of Leonard Cohen’s work and philosophy. It includes a brief account of the author’s sole meeting with Leonard, which is heartfelt as well as interesting. I especially like Jim Algie’s parting words to Leonard:

Thanks again for all the great music, books, and solace, that rapturous concert and for putting up with me for an hour. Now I get bragging rights that will certainly impress my band-mates and the cool Goth babes.

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Jim Algie GoodReads Profile:

Jim Algie has been a punk rock musician, journalist, wildlife conservationist and security guard in a lunatic asylum. His journalism has been published The International Herald Tribune, and his short fiction included in anthologies, like the Bram Stoker-winning Extremes 2: Fantasy and Horror from the Ends of the Earth. His non-fiction collection Bizarre Thailand: Tales of Crime, Sex and Black Magic and his short fiction collection, The Phantom Lover and Other Thrilling Tales of Thailand, illuminate the country’s dark and sexy side. In 2017, he published On the Night Joey Ramone Died, part memoir, part punk history and part literature.

“Look, look who is there …” Josiane Calamel Meets Leonard Cohen

“I was so young and already fascinated” Josiane Calamel

By the time Josiane Calamel attended the March 9, 1980 Leonard Cohen concert at the Comedy Theatre, Melbourne (that’s Leonard leaving the venue in the photo above), she was indeed “already fascinated” with the Canadian singer-songwriter.

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Josiane, who had then only recently moved to Australia with her husband and young son from her native France, would also see Leonard perform live in Melbourne in May 1985 and Feb 5, 2009. But it would be 2010, when she and her husband traveled back to France to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary, before Josiane would meet Leonard face to face.

Josiane and her husband, who already had tickets for the Sept 19, 2010 Strasbourg concert, were sightseeing a couple of days before the show when they stopped for a drink at Place Kléber (the central square of Strasbourg). Josiane reports what happened next:

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Leonard Cohen Signs Sweater, Proposes Marriage; Denise Knowles Accepts

Original Caption: Leonard, just about to sign my sweater, after he admired it.

Autograph Three Years In The Making

Just over a year ago [at time of original posting], 1HeckOfAGuy/Cohencentric published Unusual Surfaces Autographed By Leonard Cohen, an annotated list of atypical items Leonard Cohen has signed on the owner’s request: a license tag, a pink iPhone case, the inside of a fedora, seafood, a t-shirt concurrently worn by a young woman … While I only recently discovered today’s addition to this list, a sweater belonging to Denise Knowles, Leonard scribbled his name on that garment over twenty years ago – and  the initiating event that led to the Leonard Cohen monicker being thus affixed took place three years before that.

Oh, and that sweater signature came with a marriage proposal uttered with witnesses present by the Poet Laureate Of Commitophobes.1

Denise Knowles explains:

The story actually begins in 1970, when an old boyfriend played an LP of Songs of Leonard Cohen. I just fell for Leonard’s voice, and the rest is  history.

In 1990, I paid a visit to a very good friend of mine. It turned out that her fiancé’s sister, who was there when I visited,  worked in promotions at SONY.  After I brought up that CBS-SONY was Leonard Cohen’s record label, she told me that if Cohen  toured again … she would get me tickets.

Yeah, sure.

I knew better than to count on a promise made three years earlier by the sister of a fiancé of a friend, so when I discovered Leonard Cohen would be playing at Royal Albert Hall  on the 10th May 1993, I purchased my own ticket for the show.

Then, lo and behold, three days before the show, the  Gold Ticket arrived.

My friend Janet [on left in photo atop this post] and I watched  the concert from Box 025 with food and drink served throughout the performance. (If I had used the ticket I bought myself I would have been in seat 127 row Z1.)

At the start of  the encore, the woman who had arranged the box tickets told me I would also be going to the Elgar Room for after-concert drinks.

I thought I  had died and gone to heaven.

But it got even better.

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  1. “Poet Laureate Of Commitophobes” is an early listing at Leonard Cohen, AKA … – The Nicknames []