Upon calculating that the cost of tickets to a Leonard Cohen concert in another city plus the cost of transportation plus the cost of a hotel … exceeds your savings, you take the only reasonable course of action: you buy the best seats available, you travel as cheaply as possible, and, after the show, you use your remaining $1.82 to spend the night until your morning flight riding mass transit around the city.
Note: A nice photo of the Leonard Cohen Fan whose experience provided the bass for this Warning Sign can be viewed at Leonard Cohen superfans make pilgrimage to Montreal ahead of tribute concert By Elysha Enos (CBC News: Nov 05, 2017)
Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.
All published You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If … entries can be found at the You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If … Page