Warning Sign #28: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If –

Upon calculating that the cost of tickets to a Leonard Cohen concert in another city plus the cost of transportation plus the cost of a hotel … exceeds your savings, you take the only reasonable course of action: you buy the best seats available, you travel as cheaply as possible, and, after the show, you use your remaining $1.82 to spend the night until your morning flight riding mass transit around the city.

Note: A nice photo of the Leonard Cohen Fan whose experience provided the bass for this Warning Sign can be viewed at Leonard Cohen superfans make pilgrimage to Montreal ahead of tribute concert By Elysha Enos (CBC News: Nov 05, 2017)

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

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Warning Sign #27: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If –

 

You know some folks who listen to Leonard’s music don’t like it, but you can’t help wondering if they REALLLLLLY listened

 

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

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Warning Sign #26: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If –

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You believe the high point of contemporary TV was Leonard’s 1986 cameo on Miami Vice

Note: More information about Leonard Cohen’s role on Miami Vice as well as the video of the French Twist episode can be found at Leonard Cohen Guest Stars On – And Is Fired From – Miami Vice (1986).

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

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Warning Sign #25: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If –


When you saw someone on Twitter claiming that Leonard Cohen was currently chowing down on a McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish in your hometown of Pine Bluff, Arkansas, you immediately – despite knowing that he gave a concert in Oslo the previous night – headed to Mickey D’s … just in case.

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

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Warning Sign #24: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If –

Your first thought when you arrive at the Federico García Lorca Granada-Jaen Airport is “Why isn’t Montreal’s airport named after its best known singer-songwriter-poet-novelist-icon.”

Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis: Cohenphilic Personality Disorder

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

All published You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If … entries can be found at the You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If … Page

Credit Due Department: This Warning Sign was inspired by a Facebook post that featured the Federico García Lorca Granada-Jaen Airport and the idea that Montreal’s airport should be named after Leonard. Unfortunately, I can no longer locate that Facebook post. If you know where the original post is, let me know so I can credit the author. Update: That entry was posted by Luisa Ortigosa Hernández. (Thanks to Montse Coque, who provided the identification). Photo by Andreuvv – Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikipedia Commons

Warning Sign #23: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If –

Your copy of ”Lonely Planet Guide to Montreal/Quebec” (with pull-out map) is falling apart from overuse – and you are an agoraphobe living in Scotland.

Contributed by Alex Bee

Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis: Cohenphilic Personality Disorder

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

All published You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If … entries can be found at the You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If … Page