Warning Sign #36: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If…

You are adamant that no cover of a Leonard Cohen song improves on the original – and you own every available cover.

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

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Originally posted October 10, 2013 at DrHGuy.com, a predecessor of Cohencentric

Warning Sign #35: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If…

You find yourself carrying on conversations based on lyrics from Leonard’s songs.

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

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Originally posted October 12, 2013 at DrHGuy.com, a predecessor of Cohencentric

Warning Sign #34: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If…

First, you bid for Leonard Cohen concert tickets in the pre-sale auction – then, you figure out where the hell Pula is.

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

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Photo by Orlovic – self-made, better version than, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link. Originally posted October 6, 2013 at DrHGuy.com, a predecessor of Cohencentric

Warning Sign #33: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If …

Even though you don’t smoke, you own packs of  Vantage, Marlboro, Peter Jackson, King’s, Tekel, and various Greek cigarettes, a corncob pipe, and a cigarette holder.

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

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Warning Sign #32: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If …

You own a suspiciously large number of fedoras, cowboy boots, and bolo ties

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

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Warning Sign #31: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If –…

You categorize music into seven categories: 1. Music written & performed by Leonard Cohen; 2. Music written by Leonard Cohen but performed by other artists; 3. Music written by other artists but performed by Leonard Cohen; 4. Music influenced by Leonard Cohen; 5. Music that influenced Leonard Cohen; 6. Music referencing Leonard Cohen; 7. Garbage

 

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

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Warning Sign #30: You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If –

On vacation, you realize that the obvious sequelae to the Leonard Cohen Montreal murals are Kaanapali-appropriate Leonard Cohen Maui murals.

Since the publication of the official criteria for the prototypical Leonard Cohen Fan Diagnosis, 301.LC Cohenphilic Personality Disorder, the Cohencentric Leonard Cohen Fan Disorders Asylum and Sanitarium has received numerous messages asking if one or another behavior is a symptom characteristic of a Leonard Cohen fan. Consequently, Cohencentric is publishing, as a public service, signs which indicate that one is at high risk of being a full-fledged Leonard Cohen fan.

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Heck Of A Guy Hawaiian Honeymoon Hiatus + Honeymoon Edition Of You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If …

Update Dec 5, 2017 – Baby, We’ve Been There Before: The entry below was originally posted Jan 20, 2012 at 1HeckOfAGuy.com, a predecessor of Cohencentric. Its republication marks our departure for a vacation in the same Pacific paradise. Consequently, posting at Cohencentric will be much attenuated, if not absent altogether, until the new year (Full Disclosure: Cohencentric has far too many legacy Christmas posts for me to ignore; there will be a few posts).

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Here Today – Gone To Maui

DrHGuy and The Duchess are departing for the sun-drenched shores of Kaanapali Beach to celebrate their nuptials.1 One consequence of this event is that both the Heck Of A Guy and DrHGuy sites will be dormant until our return in February.2 While The Duchess and DrHGuy are wild for Leonard Cohen, it is, as they say in  those post-calculus math courses, intuitively apparent that the marriage would be best served by DrHGuy attending to the business at hand (make your own joke) rather than pounding out posts.

That does not, however, mean that matters Cohen will be entirely forgotten. In fact, this occasion had led to another installment of  Cohenphilic Personality Disorder symptoms. That’s right, …

You May Be A Leonard Cohen Fan If …

When packing for your your honeymoon in Maui, you find yourself thinking

  • Is it enough to take two iPods filled with every song Leonard Cohen has performed plus all the songs recorded by his backup singers as well as a significant fraction of the 2000+ covers of Cohen’s music – or do we also pack the Complete Columbia Album Collection CD set, just in case?
  • How likely is it that there is a hula danced to “Sisters Of Mercy?”
  • If Leonard had been raised in Lahaina instead of Montreal, would his imagery and tone have been different? Instead of “You see I’m just another snowman / Standing in the rain and sleet.,” would it have been “You see I’m just another surfer / Catching a few rays and waves?” Instead of “Avalanche,” would he have written a song called “Brief Period Of Showers This Morning With Sunshine Returning By Noon?” Instead of “The Guests,” would it have been “The Tourists?” Would there have been a song about his “Famous Blue Swim Trunks?”  Would those audiences in Dublin have sung along with “Aloha, Marianne?” How about “First We Take Koolaupoko?”
  • What sort of lei goes best with a black suit and fedora?

  • How would Anjani’s family on Oahu feel about fans dropping in to say Thanks For The Dance?
  • Is there any bad karma left from the cancelled 2010 concert?

  • What are the chances that an Hawaiian slack key guitar band taking requests will know “Do I Have To Dance All Night?”
  • What size t-shirt does Leonard wear?

 

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  1. For DrHGuy, this is a case of third marriage, first honeymoon. []
  2. Yes, that means Heck Of A Guy will be closed when the Old Ideas album is released in the US. By the time the release dates were made public, the airline and hotel reservations had been made. Once again, we all suffer when NOBODY TELLS DRHGUY NOTHIN’. []